Thursday, January 03, 2008

Pachyderm Problems

(It's been a working vacation. Billy the elephant lives at the L.A. Zoo.)

Q. Did you ever get close enough to examine any parts of Billy, like his private areas? Were you able to get physically close enough to him to examine his private areas?
A. No.
Q. If you had been able to, do you have the expertise to know what signs or symptoms to look for for any particular kind of abuse?
A. I sure don't.

7 comments:

Rachel said...

HILARIOUS. God, I wish I had your job...can you hook me up for summer work?

Ryan said...

^ Agreed. :)

Charmi said...

It takes a trained professional to do this kind of work ;-)

Rachel said...

Oh, Charmi...you know better than to lob me a softball like that.

Mark said...

Abused by another elephant, or...

Dear lord, that's a worrisome prospect, lol.

Charmi said...

Billy is a lone elephant at the zoo, in a small area. Some good citizens are trying to get him a better place to live.

Rachel said...

GOOD GOD, MARK. That IS disturbing. (Although I must admit I wondered, too...props for having the guts to actually ask.) :)