Monday, October 06, 2008

Oh Yes He Did

Q. All right. Sir, when were you born?
A. 1924.

Q. Thank you, sir. Do you have a scar where they did the surgery?
A. Scar?
Q. Yes, sir.
A. Yes.
Q. How big is the scar?
A. (Witness lowers pants.)

PLAINTIFF'S ATTORNEY: Hang on.

Q. (BY THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY) We're going to get to see it along with the court reporter.

THE WITNESS: You want to see it first, hon.

Q. (BY THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY) Okay. Hang on a second.
A. Five places that mother was broken.
Q. Okay. All right. Thank you.
A. I'm glad I put my shorts on.
Q. Well, that's -- that's a good plan today. Thank you.
A. You bet.

2 comments:

Mark said...

Ha! That made my night. :)

You have such a fun job.

Rebecca said...

once again truth is stranger than fiction. i'm still laughing!!