Sunday, January 25, 2009

He's Out There

(Working hard...)

THE DEFENDANT: The evidence --
THE COURT: Okay.
THE DEFENDANT: -- is tampered.
THE COURT: Okay. So you think the evidence has been tampered with?
THE DEFENDANT: Yes.
THE COURT: Okay. Can you be specific about that?
THE DEFENDANT: I didn't cut him in the back nor his legs.
THE COURT: Okay.
THE DEFENDANT: I only cut the head off.

1 comment:

Ryan said...

I can respect someone with such veracity for accuracy ;)