Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Well Of Course

Q. Have you ever been a plaintiff in a lawsuit other than this one?
A. Dow Corning.
Q. For the breast implants?
A. Yes.
Q. How about anything else?
A. You mean where I would sue someone?
Q. Yes.
A. No, the only thing I remember is -- and I don't think that is a suit -- is Workers' Compensation for the neck.
Q. Tell me what you did with your neck.
A. Just seeing a lot of therapists and doctors, that's it.
Q. But tell me what happened. You injured it?
A. Uh-huh.
Q. On the job?
A. (Nods head.)
Q. Yes?
A. Yes.
Q. Okay. And what were you doing? Where were you working?
A. At Hooters.

4 comments:

Andy said...

I can just imagine....

Bigby P. Wolf said...

This is funny, especially in light of the revision from Sunday that I posted on my blog today. Now, if DDL's next blog post somehow mentions implants, we'll have a trifecta!

Talia said...

Wow.

Charmi said...

It's not all fun and games ;-)