Texas Living

Q. When you drink, how many beers would you typically consume, roughly speaking?
A. Never more than 15.
Q. Would you agree with me, sir, that when you consume 15 beers over a six-hour period, you are going to be heavily intoxicated?
A. Yes, sir, that's plenty. I'm full at that point.
Q. All right. when you have that many beers, are you typically able to continue to converse with people, or do you normally pass out?
A. I usually eat dinner and clean up my mess and go to bed.