Well, to be honest, if you're not allowed to take a bath, it's probably good that you're not allowed to have sex. I mean, it's only fair to the Finn. Although I can see how that would be difficult. Have some hot cocoa. Chocolate is an effective substitute for both bathing and sexing.
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As long as you don't poke the bear with the stick...
You've already done it, haven't you?
See, my restrictions lately are a little absurd. It's winter and I'm not supposed to have sex or take a bath?!!! This is not working for me. At all.
Well, to be honest, if you're not allowed to take a bath, it's probably good that you're not allowed to have sex. I mean, it's only fair to the Finn. Although I can see how that would be difficult. Have some hot cocoa. Chocolate is an effective substitute for both bathing and sexing.
I'm already on the cocoa. And I can take a shower, so the Finn isn't really suffering :-)
Oh. Well, then, I see your point. At least you have the chocolate. And Scrabble with me is almost as fun, anyway. ;)
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