I like a little report when Tom gets home from school. "So, son, what new and exciting things have you learned this semester?" This is what he said: Kegel exercises for men. I'm glad our money isn't being wasted. I never knew.
Why don't they teach this in sex ed?! Every woman knows about the Kegel exercises for women. Why am I 44 years old and learning that men should be doing these, too!
I read recently that the average time for male orgasm is six minutes, while the average time for female orgasm is 18 minutes. The sexes are engineered with a problem!
Based on those stats, I'd say any male orgasm in less than 18 minutes is premature!
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THIS IS HILARIOUS!!
Are you kidding? This is no laughing matter!!!
Why don't they teach this in sex ed?! Every woman knows about the Kegel exercises for women. Why am I 44 years old and learning that men should be doing these, too!
An excellent point, Charmi. Do men not talk? How do they not pick up on these things? Well done for Tom that he's learning early. :)
Apparently Brad knew about this but when I prodded further I got the, "Why, is there a problem?"
I read recently that the average time for male orgasm is six minutes, while the average time for female orgasm is 18 minutes. The sexes are engineered with a problem!
Based on those stats, I'd say any male orgasm in less than 18 minutes is premature!
"Charmi's 18-Minute Rule"
I... don't think there's a single comment I can safely make here, lol.
It's not my rule! This is science, man!
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