I'm sure you'll know the answer to this. Why are the squirrels so fat now? Do they grow winter fur or something? I swear this squirrel outside my apartment is getting big enough that it's starting to think about attacking me. And I'm getting a little scared, because he might be able to take me.
Yes, but you can't tell me every squirrel I've seen is a chick. Are they all pregnant? Do squirrels always get pregnant in the winter? Is there like some prime squirrel-sex time I don't know about? When all the squirrels meet in secret in basements and hold orgies by candlelight? Do they wear hoods and chant strange things? WHAT IS GOING ON?
First alternate post: Apparently, the male squirrels all found places to hide their nuts. :)
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I'm sure you'll know the answer to this. Why are the squirrels so fat now? Do they grow winter fur or something? I swear this squirrel outside my apartment is getting big enough that it's starting to think about attacking me. And I'm getting a little scared, because he might be able to take me.
I believe it's called the results of breeding. I'll explain it all after French class.
I wouldn't want to be a squirrel in today's arctic tundra.
Yes, but you can't tell me every squirrel I've seen is a chick. Are they all pregnant? Do squirrels always get pregnant in the winter? Is there like some prime squirrel-sex time I don't know about? When all the squirrels meet in secret in basements and hold orgies by candlelight? Do they wear hoods and chant strange things? WHAT IS GOING ON?
First alternate post: Apparently, the male squirrels all found places to hide their nuts. :)
You knew I had to do it.
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