Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Friends With Benefits

(I love jury voir dire.)

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: I have a question and it may seem a little quirky. Have any of you ever heard of the term "friends with benefits"?

THE POTENTIAL JURORS: Yes.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: What does that mean to you? Let's see if we're all on the same definition board.

POTENTIAL JUROR M: My understanding of it was that as a grown person, if a lady say she got a friend with benefits, it's a guy that's got a job and health insurance. That's my definition.

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