Enough manic whining. Santa Claus is coming to town. Of course, people like me aren't content to just let it happen. We've got to watch his progress, make sure he's on time, figure out when to set out the milk and cookies and carrots and the glass of Sam Adams pale ale... I never knew Santa liked Sam Adams until I got married, but then again there were quite a few things I didn't know.
So, if you're like me and you want to know how Santa is making his way across the globe on Christmas Eve, check out NORAD. Otherwise, go back to your regularly scheduled programming. Either way, Santa is going to come.