Finland, Finland, Finland

It's been a long, almost jobless fall for Tom (insert parental wailing, gnashing of teeth), but at long last he has gainful employment! The national tour of Spamalot is coming to the Morris Civic Theater this week and he's been hired to play bass (insert great parental rejoicing.) This will put him in gas money and books for the whole semester and maybe even lead to a few more jobs (insert angels singing.) And he gets to play The Finnish "Fisch Schlapping Song." All is well with the world.