Thursday, June 30, 2011

Tongue In Shoe

(Some defendants are more interesting than others.)

THE DEFENDANT: Yes. Your Honor, for the record, provisions for a JOA (judgment of acquittal) have been established by what was brought forth prior to the testimony of the shoe.

THE DEFENDANT: Your Honor, before the jury comes in, I would like a jury of my peers, that is to include those that have been arrested or convicted.


THE DEFENDANT: Those that are not arrested or have not been convicted are not a jury of my peers.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

As You Go Through The Tears

(Do I have to fix it? Really?)

Q. And what is your weekly unemployment benefit that you received?
A. It's 311, I believe.
Q. $311 a week?
A. I believe so, but then it was reduced a little bit after that and it keeps getting reduced as you go through the tears of unemployment.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Another Opening

Waiting for Tarzan (and Tom) at The Wagon Wheel
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Friday, June 10, 2011

A Serious(ly) Working Environment

Jo - keeping the wild camper in line.
Tree action.


I don't know a thing about western flowers.

Looks like wild iris.

Our Indiana trees seem a little puny now.

I imagine the west coast is in our future.

But maybe Oregon.

Nope, I haven't a clue.

Wednesday, June 01, 2011