Tongue In Shoe

(Some defendants are more interesting than others.)

THE DEFENDANT: Yes. Your Honor, for the record, provisions for a JOA (judgment of acquittal) have been established by what was brought forth prior to the testimony of the shoe.

THE DEFENDANT: Your Honor, before the jury comes in, I would like a jury of my peers, that is to include those that have been arrested or convicted.

THE COURT: Okay.

THE DEFENDANT: Those that are not arrested or have not been convicted are not a jury of my peers.

As You Go Through The Tears

(Do I have to fix it? Really?)

Q. And what is your weekly unemployment benefit that you received?
A. It's 311, I believe.
Q. $311 a week?
A. I believe so, but then it was reduced a little bit after that and it keeps getting reduced as you go through the tears of unemployment.

Boy It'll Be Gone Soon

Sent away.

Low Ceilings

Sent away.

The Afterlife is a Dry County

Sent away.

The Well-Tempered Clavicle

Sent away.

Another Opening

Waiting for Tarzan (and Tom) at The Wagon Wheel
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A Serious(ly) Working Environment

Jo - keeping the wild camper in line.
Tree action.

Hugger.

I don't know a thing about western flowers.

Looks like wild iris.

Our Indiana trees seem a little puny now.

I imagine the west coast is in our future.

But maybe Oregon.

Nope, I haven't a clue.

@ Michel Schlumberger Winery

Jo has a car, we have wine. All is well.
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Bull Creek Pioneer Cemetery

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Albee Creek

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